Let's await the next Rapture mutually! YAY! WARNING: This post isn't for the meek or simply super sensitive. I guarantee it will offend around xxx nicknamed "Whitey Ford". Not because Now i am racist but because it is a white Ford. Have it? It's a engage in on words! I'd other ideas and recommendations for the nickname for example Harrison, Gerald, Henry, Lita, Betty as well as Canta.
#x: I do not have a drug problem (although this post might create you think otherwise) and do not have.
#x: I'm disease free having a suitable penis. Really the only physical problem beside me is dry complexion. And sometimes symptoms of heartburn. Possibly some brain issues, too. I simply recently had the gall bladder taken out, as well. So if you are hot for fellas with gall bladders, do not look here.
#x: I don't look after sports and very rarely find the need to watch them. This may be a good or perhaps bad thing. I actually do enjoy going to be able to or watching a basketball or tennis game. I'm not big on football nor should i understand it in the least. However, I am ready to accept some insight together with education. Cut me some slack here because I was raised by a simple mom who is just as oblivious to sports as i am.
#x: I am not religious. Much like the sports thing, this may be good or awful. I'm not closed-minded pertaining to religion, mind you actually. But I've arrived at the conclusion that I'm more or less an Atheist. Could I interest you in certain information about the Church on the Flying Spaghetti Ogre?
#x: I'm also the next things - humorous, charming, loving, patient, sharing, smart, truthful, open, direct, ahead, outgoing, creative, enjoyable, exciting, seductive, the hopeless romantic in addition to cute. And, evidently, full of myself personally.
Oh, but will not worry. I have ample faults, too. Let us see...
I'm a guy. That seems that they are the biggest fault women manage to have with people. Therefore, I belch and also fart. It's just part of my species. I sometimes forget to place the toilet seat down. I may be lazy. I may be late. I can simply not care either way. I can become argumentative. I may be cranky/grouchy (especially whenever i haven't had coffee). I will be quiet in addition to moody. I may be irrational. I may be outrageous. I may be embarrassing. I'm entirely awful with my own finances.
So, as if you, I can be completely human. Anyway, I'm searching for someone who takes my breath away each and every time I look at or look at her. Not just simply with her feels but with him / her inner beauty... along with her style... along with her street smarts... along with her intelligence... along with her humor... along with her sensuality... along with her naughtiness... along with her sexuality... along with her taste with music... with the girl love of motion pictures...
I think you receive the picture.
By the way in which, I have a large thing for redheads. Second to that would be those black haired raven gems. Coming in third could be brunettes. So, blonds, I'm sorry... you come with fourth.
But I'm not likely to exempt someone as my possible suitable match and life partner just because with her hair color selection. That's just retarded. But redheads have first dibs about the Mike.
In shutting, I'd like to help you highlight some specifications and deal breakers. Are you ready? Here we visit:
Please NO whimpering, bitching, moaning or complaining about the length of this post or the attitude of it in some sort of self-righteous, hate e mail.
Please NO past strippers or full-blown skanks. (If you're somewhat of the skank, that's great. )
Please NO smokers.
Please ABSOLUTELY NO douche bags.
Please ABSOLUTELY NO airheads.
Please ABSOLUTELY NO flakes.
Please ABSOLUTELY NO fakes.
Please ABSOLUTELY NO liars.
Please NO gals who utilize quite heavy doses of cleavage to obtain attention.
Please ABSOLUTELY NO ALL CAPS typists.
Please ABSOLUTELY NO cyber speakers (i. at the.: Supplementing "u" regarding "you", "r" with regard to "are", etc. ).
Please ABSOLUTELY NO cockteases.
Please ABSOLUTELY NO reh-tards.
Please ABSOLUTELY NO non-sense of sense of humor types. (i. at the.: Not laughing with ANYTHING I've posted inside the confines of this unique post. I signify, COME ON?! I know there has to be a few from you who realize what I'm saying, correct? )
Please NO rare metal diggers.
Please ABSOLUTELY NO escorts.
Please ABSOLUTELY NO women with pics involving kissy/puckering lip/pouty/tee-hee-I-think-I'm-so-hot faces/poses.
Please ABSOLUTELY NO women with pics involving last year's (or ALL year, for that matter) slutty Costume.
Please NO females who still utilize "Glamour Shot" photographs, scanned/blurry pics or perhaps cheesy bathroom reflect pics. (REALLY?! Obtain a fucking tripod previously! )
Please NO against the law immigrants. I'm not here to obtain you a green card. (However, all LEGAL residents no matter what country of origin or race are welcome hitting me up. )
Please ABSOLUTELY NO drug users (This incorporates pot, stupid).
Please ABSOLUTELY NO hugely religious forms.
Please NO overly tattooed/pierced types (If you will be decorated in ink being a goddamn Jackson Pollack painting them and pierced a great deal of that it takes DAYS that you should pass through airliner security, UGH! )
Please ABSOLUTELY NO bad grammar forms.
Please NO haters regar ding "South Park" and also "It's Always Sun-drenched In Philadelphia".
Please NO lovers from the "Twilight" series or perhaps of vampires, generally.
Please NO lovers/followers regarding "Oprah".
Please ABSOLUTELY NO women that contemplate themselves "juggalettes".
Please NO devotees of texting/instant messaging/emailing since your only type of communication.
Please ABSOLUTELY NO huge gamer forms.
Please NO fans of "permanent makeup" (i. at the.: WHAT in THE PARTICULAR HELL happened in your eyebrows?! )
Please NO adult females from Utah (This the first is negotiable if you are not a typical Ut woman. Incidentally, I'M from Utah but truly think that a stranger inside of a strange land.
There. Which about covers the item. Please reply having a picture, some charm and also the words "Me, A person & The Rapture" inside your subject line. Thanks!
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